Showing posts with label drunk driving. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drunk driving. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

My Kids Are Sicker Than Your Kids

Today Des came down to help me clean out/organize our bedroom and put stuff from it into summer storage, etc. Pretty soon we have to take B's crib down so I wanted to get a little more organized.

We came across a box of styrofoam wig heads we used last season for craft shows, to display knitted hats & the like. They looked a little worse for wear, especially since B got to them with a green sharpie. So we were going to throw them out, but the kids decided to have a little "fun" first...

The pics are fairly self-explanatory so they only have a caption/title below...


Des proudly displaying the dug-out styrofoam "eyeball"...


This gives "blank-eyed stare" a whole new meaning...


Diantha said, "We have to color the eye sockets! I have a brown marker!"
Artemas said, "But ocular fluid is BLACK!" LoL, homeschool...


So I guess the next logical step was bloody sockets & the head on a pike...


Drunk driving kills...


Apparently we're growing our own supply of Soylent Green...


Ok, so now you know... my kids are SICK, dude! This should serve as a warning to everybody... except...


the cat, who was totally unconcerned.

The End.