Tuesday, April 13, 2010

My Kids Are Sicker Than Your Kids

Today Des came down to help me clean out/organize our bedroom and put stuff from it into summer storage, etc. Pretty soon we have to take B's crib down so I wanted to get a little more organized.

We came across a box of styrofoam wig heads we used last season for craft shows, to display knitted hats & the like. They looked a little worse for wear, especially since B got to them with a green sharpie. So we were going to throw them out, but the kids decided to have a little "fun" first...

The pics are fairly self-explanatory so they only have a caption/title below...


Des proudly displaying the dug-out styrofoam "eyeball"...


This gives "blank-eyed stare" a whole new meaning...


Diantha said, "We have to color the eye sockets! I have a brown marker!"
Artemas said, "But ocular fluid is BLACK!" LoL, homeschool...


So I guess the next logical step was bloody sockets & the head on a pike...


Drunk driving kills...


Apparently we're growing our own supply of Soylent Green...


Ok, so now you know... my kids are SICK, dude! This should serve as a warning to everybody... except...


the cat, who was totally unconcerned.

The End.

5 comments:

laura kate said...

aww, i used just such a foam wig stand when i was anne boleyn one year for a costume party. i carried my head on a platter surrounded by headless sugar cookie girls (with red frosting for added pizzazz!).

love your kids' genius work here! hehe

Desiree said...

LOL!

BeautifulWreck said...

I need some of those!

elociNNicole said...

"It's PEEEEOOOPLE!!!!!" Love me some Solyent Green!

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